Looking for Encouragement

So I was searching the web for some encouragement and tips on gaining. I ran across a pledge that I had seen before and I thought I would post it here for everyone to be able to read it is not mine it is from Dr. Feeder ... thank him for all the tips.

The Glutton's Pledge

(If you want to become a glutton, say this pledge daily, and repeat
it whenever you have difficulties)

I, __________, promise to eat all I want,
of whatever I want,
whenever I want.

I will eat when I'm sad to cheer myself up.

I will eat when I'm happy for the sheer joy of it.

I will learn to enjoy eating even when I'm full.

My belly will grow and proudly proclaim my devotion.

My appetite will become greedier, allowing me to eat even more.

I will rejoice when people criticize my weight, for they confirm my
progress.

I will rejoice when people criticize my appetite, for they confirm my

confidence.

I will gain and not be ashamed; on the contrary, I will feast in
celebration.

I will eat joyfully and bear my new pounds cheerfully, so as to be an
inspiration to others.

I will eat.

And eat.

And eat!

Now that is a pledge to live by!