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Monday, February 11, 2008

Reserved ... yet thoughtless

I am glad to see that I have received a positive response to my first post. So here is what has been going on. My dog is in the hospital. He ate something and we aren't sure what it is but he has to stay there. They did x-rays and found some kind of blockage so that he isn't able to go to the bathroom. I should know sometime soon if he needs to have surgery or not, which is going to be expensive. Other than that not much has been going on.

Work has been terrible. I can not wait to get out and into college. My dream would be to go to Cleveland Institute for Music and to play in a pit orchestra on Broadway ... but the chances of that are really low, but hey I can still dream.

I have started a growth fund, with everything that has been going on it has been harder and harder to gain weight in a healthy manner. Sure I can eat at work and I can get cheap fast food but I am worried that I am going to have very negative side effects from the amount of "bad" stuff that I am ingesting. I don't really think that the growth fund will work but you never know.




A few days ago I watched a youtube video created by ForceMeBig, who is another gainer on beefyfrat. I was so incredibly turned on by it, that I went out and bought heavy whipping cream, half and half, and a half gallon chocolate peanut butter ice cream. I ran home and mixed all of my ingredients ... including a little veg. oil, for some extra calories. I then proceeded to chug it down in one sitting feeling my belly fill up with fattening goodness. Afterwards I took a nap to let it all be absorbed to be stored in my belly. Sorry to make this so short but I have to go meet a Gracie for a late lunch.

Tip of the Week: Try your best to skip breakfast. Skipping breakfast will slow your metabolism for the rest of the day. My old health teacher, who was also a nutritionalist, always said that it is better to eat a tablespoon of sugar than to eat nothing at all because it sets the pace for the rest of the day. A slow metabolism means more of the calories that you ingest are stored as fat cells.

As Always,
Eat up!!

1 comment:

  1. You already make some of the best gainer vids on YouTube, Now you've started a great gainer blog too! Thanks for sharing your journey with us.

    I think it's great that you work at McD's! No wonder you're packing the pounds on. Keep up the good work.

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